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Old 02-14-2006, 09:22 AM   #1
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I got this calender for Christmas with Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" Jokes. I wanted to share a couple of these with everyone.

If you've ever left a pair of underwear in the woods...... ops:

....You Might Be a Redneck
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Old 02-14-2006, 09:26 AM   #2
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In preparation for a romantic evening, if you ever stop by the grocery store to buy a bottle of Mr. Bubble...

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Old 02-14-2006, 09:47 AM   #3
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Hey....I'm originally from Connecticut and have done all that....why do I have to be a Redneck as well :roll:






Pretty funny stuff Phillip...thanks for sharing. I have Jeff's Redneck hunting T-shirt as well and it's pretty funny and my Mom in Connecticut sent me Larry the Cable Guys CD (Right to Bare Arms) for Christmas also :wink:
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Old 02-21-2006, 04:54 PM   #4
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If there is a roll of toilet paper in your glove compartment...


...You might be a Redneck.

I call that just plain smart!
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Old 02-21-2006, 04:55 PM   #5
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If you make wind chimes from orange juice lids...


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Old 02-21-2006, 04:55 PM   #6
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If you answer to more than one nickname...


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Old 02-21-2006, 04:56 PM   #7
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Your toenail clippers say Craftsman on the side...


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Old 02-21-2006, 04:57 PM   #8
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If you video tape hunting and fishing shows ...


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Old 03-01-2006, 04:48 PM   #9
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If you've ever videotaped a dog lovin' on someone's leg....

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Old 03-01-2006, 04:49 PM   #10
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If your fence doubles as your clothesline....

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If have season tickets for the tractor pull....

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If you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor....

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Old 03-01-2006, 04:52 PM   #13
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If a night on the town includes the city jail....

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