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Phillip 02-14-2006 09:22 AM

........You Might Be A Redneck
 
I got this calender for Christmas with Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" Jokes. I wanted to share a couple of these with everyone.

If you've ever left a pair of underwear in the woods...... :oops:

....You Might Be a Redneck

Phillip 02-14-2006 09:26 AM

In preparation for a romantic evening, if you ever stop by the grocery store to buy a bottle of Mr. Bubble... :D

...You might be a Redneck
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bowjunkie 02-14-2006 09:47 AM

Hey....I'm originally from Connecticut and have done all that....why do I have to be a Redneck as well :roll:






Pretty funny stuff Phillip...thanks for sharing. I have Jeff's Redneck hunting T-shirt as well and it's pretty funny and my Mom in Connecticut sent me Larry the Cable Guys CD (Right to Bare Arms) for Christmas also :wink:

Phillip 02-21-2006 04:54 PM

If there is a roll of toilet paper in your glove compartment...


...You might be a Redneck.


I call that just plain smart!

Phillip 02-21-2006 04:55 PM

If you make wind chimes from orange juice lids...


...You might be a Redneck.

Phillip 02-21-2006 04:55 PM

If you answer to more than one nickname...


...You might be a Redneck.

Phillip 02-21-2006 04:56 PM

Your toenail clippers say Craftsman on the side...


...You might be a Redneck.

Phillip 02-21-2006 04:57 PM

If you video tape hunting and fishing shows ...


...You might be a Redneck.

Phillip 03-01-2006 04:48 PM

If you've ever videotaped a dog lovin' on someone's leg....

....You might be a REDNECK.

Phillip 03-01-2006 04:49 PM

If your fence doubles as your clothesline....

....You might be a REDNECK.

Phillip 03-01-2006 04:49 PM

If have season tickets for the tractor pull....

....You might be a REDNECK.

Phillip 03-01-2006 04:51 PM

If you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor....

....You might be a Redneck.

Phillip 03-01-2006 04:52 PM

If a night on the town includes the city jail....

....You might be a REDNECK.


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