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Linedawg · 05-11-2004, 07:12 PM

I don't know about doing one for the magazine. Do they have a comedy section?

hogslayer · 05-11-2004, 07:40 PM

yeah we have a comedy section in the magazine, and you guys started it, hope robert can get this story in pring, we should increase readership, I still cannot believe you guys were stalking bigfoot in decatur :lol:

Linedawg · 05-11-2004, 07:44 PM

Well, we thought it was bigfoot. But when the tracks led us back to the blind we realized it was just Timm! :shock:

hogslayer · 05-11-2004, 08:03 PM

Bigbutt and Bigfoot get confusing sometime :twisted: I can see how you made the error, but actually, I think your slightly larger than timm and I know my gutt has you both beat...I was not near the grasslands.....

Glad to see you guys had fun....

2050z · 05-12-2004, 06:01 AM

I think we'd better leave this road show in Decatur. Not sure if our members are ready for all the hot air coming out of Steve :shock:

Hey FL,

I don't remember you getting anything at Brushy Hills either. I did notice all the vegetation around your blinds was wilted and had a green haze around it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :shock:

LostHawg · 05-12-2004, 07:40 AM

Okay, let me see if I got this straight.

Since Timm was clouding up the blind too much, you both left the blind so Timm could go find a tree. While you were out a Mercury came driving along and ran over your decoy. So, Steve, trying to track the culprit found the tracks of a raccoon and ran to tell Timm about it. Timm then took to the trail and when he saw Steve's foot print was convinced Bigfoot was in the area. Meanwhile the noise coming from the mall was so loud you could hardly think.

Next time you should try hunting outside of Dallas!!! :twisted:

hogslayer · 05-12-2004, 09:18 AM

I think that Timm and Steve fabricated this story, I think that the hunt was for wild turkey (wildturkey) and they killed a lot...then they imagined the decoy and bigfoot. Probably the wind was caused by the snoring as they slept off the kill......

JMHO...but since neither like wild turkey I am probably wrong...and since Timm does not drink an hunt this thought looses something....

Linedawg · 05-12-2004, 08:39 PM

OK, I have to set this straight and stop all the rumors.

Timm and I went to the grasslands to turkey hunt. And hunt we did. We found a honey hole that was chuck full of toms. Each one was sporting at least an 11" beard and 2" spurs. None weighed less than 25lbs. When we called it was like they had never heard a turkey call before. They all came running. 10 of them attacked our jake decoy and really gave it a thrashing. Finally Timm and I had seen enough and started shooting. Within 10 minutes we had both limited out. As we were walking back we decided to fabricate a story of failure to through everyone off the trail. It seemed to work but hogslayer was too smart for us. So, if anyone wants to know where the honey hole was I'll tell. Take 380 to Decatur, then head north on 730 about 9 miles, then........ What, did you really think I would tell! 8)

LostHawg · 05-12-2004, 09:29 PM

Ah!!! So the truth comes out. FINALLY!! :shock:

"the GRASSlands"

Thanks for clearing that up Steve. :twisted:

kodiak · 05-12-2004, 09:42 PM

Time to put on the chestwaders?

2050z · 05-13-2004, 06:09 AM

Steve,

thanks for clearing up all the rumors. It was getting way out of hand. :shock:

Glad we were able to get out and hunt. Don't forget about the truck stop lunch.

LostHawg · 05-13-2004, 07:09 AM

so, y'all didn't have any problems with the DEA?

Linedawg · 05-13-2004, 09:29 AM

Not the WEEDlands Tracey. :roll:

LostHawg · 05-13-2004, 10:09 AM

:twisted: Doobie Brothers :twisted:

BoNAroHunterII · 05-13-2004, 12:43 PM

I THOUGHT I'd heard a lot of stories - sitting around a campfire. Holy Moly, who could MAKE UP such a yarn? I've seen it now in writing. I KNOW these two SUPERHUNTERS are MY heroes. About that "comedy" section in the magazine ...