[outdoortexan]

"Time-space continuum … er, conundrum

While a game warden was checking fishing licenses on Lake Buchanan, he made contact with a young man who stated his fishing license was back at the cabin. The game warden issued him a citation at 4:35 p.m. and told him to contact the judge and present his license for dismissal. At 6:22 p.m., the subject purchased a one-day fishing license from a store over 60 miles away and subsequently contacted the judge to fax his fishing license for dismissal. Upon faxing the license, he realized the later time was shown so he changed the time to 6:22 a.m. and sent in a second fax. The judge with two copies in hand rendered her decision with a chuckle."

Our public education system at work. Um, no offense to any teachers out there.