Ok, I talked to Paul Hodges (Samsdad), he wants in on the concrete pig shoot. He says he may need us to carry the pig over and put it in this truck as his arm is too tired from shooting his stick 100 times a day in preparation for the trip up to Bugscuffle for the shootout. He did graciously allow that he would take a few minutes out of his busy schedule to show us how to harvest hogs and win the trophy. (Note - please address rebuttals to either Paul Hodges or Samsdad. )
Beware of hogslayer. Don't get on the other side of a hog from him. He's concentrating so much on the shot that he doesn't worry about pass throughs (as in pass through you). I had to shine a Q beam in his eyes to keep him from taking a shot at me. He kept hollering, stop shining the light in my eyes I can't see to shoot the hog. Since I was right in line with the hog,I hollered back "That's the Idea".
Now I don't think he would have really shot until I was out of the way. I think he said I'll give you to the count of three to get out of line. One, two ... twang. I think we should change his handle from Hogslayer to Safety Hazard.
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