Grunts and Gobbles Final Results

[Tomme]

If you measure this hunt in terms of the fellowship it was great :D . If game harvested is what you look at we might as well all become vegetarians. :oops:

The only game animal I know of for sure that was taken was a real nice Turkey Gobbler taken by Ronny Strickland on Sunday morning. I believe it was a 10.25 inch beard and weighed about 18 lbs. Ronny says he called him in, but I think the turkey simply spotted him and said, "Hey, there's another turkey down there. Think I'll go join him."

I do know that other people had shots. No names here, but Chris had two chances to take home the concrete pig, but the curse won once again. Visitors to Brushy Hill ranch can go by and see it on Rusty's front porch along with the signed names on it of all the losers that have tried to win the pig but have fallen to the curse. We've left it with Rusty till next year because Chunky and Biggen were getting bad backs from lugging it back and forth.

The balloon shoot went well. You know the one where we start out at about 130 yards and keep moving up until someone finally breaks the balloon. I'm happy to report that by holding 30 feet high on my first attempt that I was only one of two people that overshot. Paul McNeil won this event with a dead on shot at I believe 58 yards.

The big event all day Friday and into Saturday morning was the weather. It adds a little spice to the trip when your pickup slides off of the dam top on one of the ranch tanks and has to be caterpillered (and towed back to the top). There was also the truck stuck in the river bed which luckily got removed before the river came up and the S-10 pickup that was buried up to the doors. I was contemplating my next Toyota being two wheel drive, but this hunt cost me a lot of money, because no way I'll go that way on my truck.

Oh yeah did I mention that the river came up. This happened Satureday morning. The rain had stopped and several hunters (no names, but as a hint they come from an East Texas town where everyone is named Strickland or is related (something about inbreeding I believe)). Anyway they crossed over the river for the morning hunt and then the river came up. Moral to this tale is to sleep in. The truck was still over on that side of the high water when the hunt ended on Sunday afternoon. Frankly I think they did this on purpose so that they could stay an extra night, but who knows, perhaps it was an honest mistake.

Bottom line, hunting was lousy this year, weather was horrible and I had a really great time.

[Bullrdr82]

It was a really good time, Tomme.

I got some good pics of that "Ragin River" but not real sure how to post them. I will send them to you in an email and hopefully you can get them posted.

Sorry I missed the balloon shoot, we were out in the field doing a little "recon" on the hogs.

I had a really good time..... good food + good people = GOOD TIMES!!

Tracy (LostHawg) - It was great meating you. To all the guys from Sante Fe Archery, good to meet ya'll as well. I know I am missing some others, and it was a pleasure to meet everyone.

[LostHawg]

back atcha bullrdr

Tomme, I can't believe how you can get away with buying those kids off so's you can win the raffles. I'll get some hard evidence someday. Mark my words. :lol:

[TradAg02]

Darn concrete pig.

1st opportunity 135lb pig. 30yards and closing and a turkey decides to roost, no shot.

2nd opportunity 250lb pig. Broadside at 20yds, but pretty dark so I decided get a little closer. At 15yds he was facing me so I had to wait for him to turn broadside. Lighting strikes, wind kicks up, downpour starts its second round, no shot.

3rd opportunity 15 pigs. After a hundred yard stalk, pigs turned and headed back towards me forcing me to back into the brush in less than a desirable location. I take a 7yd shot through a small hole in the brush. I am not sure what happened as the arrow evaporated upon release. End result was no arrow, no blood, and no pig.

4th opportunity 250lb pig, same as above, new day. The pig came in early to scuba dive in the waterhole below the feeder. After 45min at 23yds the pig never presented a solid broadside shot.

In the end I had a great time and got to meet some good people.

[Graybow]

Don't forget about Hunter Henson (6yo) who killed a rabbit. He's no vegetarian!!
Was a lot of fun. As we were leaving my son looked around and said, "Next year!" We heard the "ghost pigs" again. Danged Curse of the Concrete Pig! Anyway for me to be able to sand my name off that thing?

[Tomme]

Sand your name off the concrete pig? CERTAINLY NOT! The winner is going to be able to contemplate the names of all the LOSERS that he or she was able to beat out.

That's why I'm starting my practice sessions right now, for next time. In fact, I think I'm also buying garlic, silver bullets, crucifixes, and maybe hiring a witch doctor or voodoo guy to lift the curse. Well ok, not the whole curse, just from me personally. You other guys don't have a chance.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that one of the high points of the balloon shoot was when all the trad guys toed the shooting line at the same time and let fire a simultaneous volley. No one got the balloon, but I wouldn't have wanted to be standing in the area when all those arrows came down.
We may have to do that again.

[biggen]

I had a great time seeing old friends and making new ones! Bill, J.R. and Marion it was nice sharing the campfire with you! I finally let somebody else win the ballon shoot since the only person I wanted to beat was on the other side of the river trying to stab carp(that's another story). Hunting was tuff but that's why we choose to be BOWHUNTERS! I agree with Losthawg on Tomme's ability to always win at the Raffles! :twisted: Thanks to everybody that endured the rain to help support the LSBA!

[lbbf]

It was a great time! I'm still waiting to get my first bowkill larger than a rabbit, but still had a blast. I got to meet a great bunch of guys. I think I had the cleanest car leaving on Sunday. Thanks again Roger for driving me all over the place. My two wheel drive car didn't have a chance. Watching Hunter fling arrows at that balloon from 100 yards away was great. When gets a bow with a little more draw weight he is going be tough to beat. You guys keep practing because I plan on winning again next year. :lol:

[bowhuntinonly]

I also had a great time and really enjoyed meeting Brad and Marion and getting to visit with them. Maybe next year i will join in on the balloon shoot. I also enjoyed meeting and talking to Tomme even if he does maybe cheat a little on the raffle!!!! :lol:

[Tomme]

Hey, I only won TWO. I see how you guys are. Next year I'll just have to win em all.

[LostHawg]

You probably will. But, I can't complain too much. You did allow me to get the cool knife and lighter set. ;)

:P

[Ronny]

I made it home. Man what a mess we got in with the river coming up, across the river without a paddle. Had a great time and met some good people. All in all had a blast. Oh yea I got a turkey.

[LostHawg]

Yeah, once again, the Cumby crowd carried the day. Meat on the table and entertainment of the water sports type.

I think its Tomme's fault the river rose. He always cheats someway. And Tomme, keep them vise grips handy. Never know when you'll need to pull a tooth or something. :twisted: Good visiting with you again Doc. We'll see ya next year if all goes well and the Good Lord wills. ;)

[Graybow]

Ronnie, did y'all have to wait till Monday morning to leave? Congrat's on the turkey. It was a good bird.

[Ronny]

Graybow, we got the truck back Monday morning.
Losthawg, was good to see you again and we will be back next year.
I think Brad had something to do with the river coming up, he did'nt wont me at the ballon shoot.

[Linedawg]

It was tough hunting but there was no short supply of comic relief. Mostly in the form of Tomme, Ronnie, and Tracey. Some of the comedy was intentional some not so much (thanks Ronnie). Ronald and I had a great time and we got to meet some new folks, that's always a plus on these hunts.

At least I didn't miss anything this year. If you don't shoot you don't have to worry about missing! :?

[Chunky]

Well, to all my friends who I missed seeing this year...sorry.

The dang concrete big was out to get me before I even got there...he knew I was serious this time.

Sue had been sick for about 3 weeks and in fact stayed in the room the entire time we were skiing on spring break. Thursday night she was very bad and we thought about the emergency room. We waited until Friday morning and went stright to the clinic. Well after a shot and some antibiotics...she felt much better.

I thought about trying to make at least the last half of the hunt, heck I had already sent in full payment. I was already packed. On the way back from filling her perscription the Honda lost the timing belt on I59. Well by the time we got it towed the day and my chance to come to the Stuck and Bubbles Hunt was gone forever. I sat in my trophy room and pouted. Stupid concrete pig anyway.

To those who called or e-mailed and expressed concern...thanks and she is much better.

Tomme, if you are still holding a t-shirt for me...I will gladly buy it. If you sold it to some other (XXlarge) and handsome bowhunter, that is fine as well. See you guys next time.

Mark

[Bullrdr82]

Mark - Glad to hear your wife is doing better. I know there were many thinking of you while we were there.

"Stuck & Bubbles"??? Where do you come up with these things??? LOL!!

It was a good time and you were missed.

[Ronny]

I guess we were the Soggy Bottom Boys at the Stuck & Bubbles Hunt

[Ronny]

Oh yea Rusty put a six foot RATTLE SNAKE in the pickup we were using real late Sunday night, bout hurt my self Monday morning when I opened that truck door. You could hear me holler all the way up town, fastest I ever closed a door.
I will get ahead of ol Rusty at the next Grunt & Gobbles ( not even )

[Tomme]

Oh good, grudges, curses, vendettas, next years hunt is already shaping up nicely.

[kellyg]

We had a great time down there and I'm really looking forward to next year! One thing, if Tomme tells ya there's a mud hole, he means it!! I've got mud in places on my truck mud has never been!! Ronnie, are you SURE Rusty put the snake there? I just can't imagine him doing something like that..... :roll:

[LostHawg]

ronnie did you get your makeshift dam taken down on the river? You know? The one you used to back the water up? :twisted:

Yeah, Rusty got some serious overtime in at the Stuck and Bubbles. I got some serious mud. Luckily I didn't get stuck and have to call for Rusty's tractor.

I did see a coyote at 200 yards though. And the deer wore me out. Sorry things are EVERYwhere!!!! Everywhere I tell you. I don't want to shoot no deer, I want to shoot a hog. Deer are just plain ugly compared to my beloved RAZORBACKS!!! :P You know, the ones I never see...

Next year, I'm gonna have to try a new game plan. Hopefully, it won't be so wet. I'll be sure to shoo the turkeys in y'alls directions. (Of course who am I to interfere with a turkey's destiny, if he happens into bow range?)

[Injun]

Tomme I enjoyed it too but I propably missed all the real fun friday before I got there. Lookin forward to next year. And just so I don't get stuck IN THE DRIVEWAY again I'm puttin a winch on my two wheel drive.