........You Might Be A Redneck

[Phillip]

I got this calender for Christmas with Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" Jokes. I wanted to share a couple of these with everyone.

If you've ever left a pair of underwear in the woods...... :oops:

....You Might Be a Redneck

[Phillip]

In preparation for a romantic evening, if you ever stop by the grocery store to buy a bottle of Mr. Bubble... :D

...You might be a Redneck [/b]

[bowjunkie]

Hey....I'm originally from Connecticut and have done all that....why do I have to be a Redneck as well :roll:






Pretty funny stuff Phillip...thanks for sharing. I have Jeff's Redneck hunting T-shirt as well and it's pretty funny and my Mom in Connecticut sent me Larry the Cable Guys CD (Right to Bare Arms) for Christmas also :wink:

[Phillip]

If there is a roll of toilet paper in your glove compartment...


...You might be a Redneck.

I call that just plain smart!

[Phillip]

If you make wind chimes from orange juice lids...


...You might be a Redneck.

[Phillip]

If you answer to more than one nickname...


...You might be a Redneck.

[Phillip]

Your toenail clippers say Craftsman on the side...


...You might be a Redneck.

[Phillip]

If you video tape hunting and fishing shows ...


...You might be a Redneck.

[Phillip]

If you've ever videotaped a dog lovin' on someone's leg....

....You might be a REDNECK.

[Phillip]

If your fence doubles as your clothesline....

....You might be a REDNECK.

[Phillip]

If have season tickets for the tractor pull....

....You might be a REDNECK.

[Phillip]

If you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor....

....You might be a Redneck.

[Phillip]

If a night on the town includes the city jail....

....You might be a REDNECK.